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Sunday, March 8, 2009

Outta Sight Outta Mind.

I don't think I can do this anymore. The dating thing I mean. I just can't seem to find anyone that doesn't A) Creep me out, or B) Annoy the living shit out of me. I'm honestly going to write a book. I have enough experiences that I definitely could. I have met and gone on dates with just about every weirdo imaginable.

I don't get it. I will have to elaborate more later, to tired to do it right now, and I have to study for a Chemistry test that I have tomorrow. Ugh. So I think right now I'm just going to make a list of things that REALLY freaking annoy me.

1. People who substitute the letter 'Y' with an 'I' in any given word. (e.g. - Huni/Honey, Sexi/Sexy, etc.) I'm pretty sure that you had spelling tests in elementary school, and that at some point you learned the correct spelling of things... how about you apply it. You're an adult, it's not cute.

2. When I tell someone that I'm a Mormon they ask how many husband's I have. How about you take a History class, Polygamy was abolished from our religion in the 1800's, and just because 'Big Love' refers to them as Mormons doesn't make it so. People broke away from our church, and practice WTF they want. Peel yourself off of the TV, and read a book.

3. My Psychology teacher. I'm pretty sure that I PAY to take the class... and if I run out of staples and can't staple my paper 'before the class starts' it's not because I'm lazy... if I was I wouldn't BE there in the first place... you're so strict about having things due when you want them due, and done how you want them done... how about you post the damn test grades already so I can see what I got. It's almost been a freakin' week. Pretty sure YOU get paid to do that so you might wanna get on that.

4. Tweens. Enough said.

5. People who talk too much about themselves. I would be more impressed if you DIDN'T say anything for once. Also, if you're going to get around to asking something about me, don't interrupt with something you think will also impress me. Trust me, you are doing quite the opposite.

6. My effin' ESP light in my Jeep. WTF does that keep coming on for!!! It's a brand new vehicle. I'm too lazy to take it in.

7. Voicemails. I hate them. Just because my voicemail says "Hey, sorry I couldn't get to the phone leave me a message." doesn't mean I really actually want you to. I HATE checking it. It's a waste of time, and annoying. I saw that you called, and if I care enough to call you back then I'm pretty sure that we will talk about whatever it is you have to say...so you don't need to leave it on my phone. If you insist on actually leaving a voicemail, keep it short and sweet. I don't need your life story. I don't need a freakin' 5 minute voicemail that I'm going to delete halfway into listening to it.

9. Barack Obama supporters. I understand that you are proud of your country and your president, but SHUT UP ALREADY! Let's move on.

10. People that put and apostrophe in the wrong spot like: do'nt, should'nt, is'nt, your'e . Seriously? The apostrophe takes the place of the missing vowel... it doesn't separate the words. WTF. I have seen this more than once, and was speechless at first. It's not a typo when you repeatedly make that mistake. It's a habit, and you need to fix it.

There's a lot more, but I will have to add to the list later. I REALLY have to study, and get to bed. Oh yeah, I will also post up pictures of the apartment... Re-plastered the bathroom and painted all the walls. It looks awesome.

3 comments:

Nicole said...

LOL I love that you read three and then six :D

And I'm the same way with voicemails! They should only be left if they are important!

...Or if you're upset that the person didn't answer the phone, so you leave a message just to annoy them because YOU'RE annoyed, so that they have to see the little icon telling them that they have a message FOREVER (of course until they check it which is just as annoying to have to do, and which will hopefully make them realize that they SHOULD HAVE ANSWERED THEIR PHONE IN THE FIRST PLACE and then they wouldn't HAVE to be checking their voicemail... anyway...yeah...I do this to Michelle all the time ;P)

Great entry btw :P Better Blog rage than ROAD rage HAHAHAHA

Nicole said...

OH and can we add DefinItely not definAtely to number 10? I thought I had been spelling it wrong my whole life I've seen it with an A so often! UGH (K now I'm hijacking you'r blog :P)

Elisabeth said...

haha i learned how to spell Definitely the other day i was pretty proud LOL!!! i don't mind so much when i get a voicemail it's kinda nice to know someone cares enough to leave one LOL. ( probably because noone ever calls me!! lol jk.)